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read the fucking description omfg
OH my GOD
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okay so like being raised catholic i always watch star wars and whenever someone says
“may the force be with you”
i respond
“and also with you”
A reading from the holy gospel according to Luke
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
